Porn drink

This is a real drink, and has the best copy I've ever seen for a beverage:

The porn drink label

c'mon get your mind out the gutter. we only named this drink xxx because it has the power of triple antioxidants to help keep you healthy and fight free radicals. so in case you're wondering, this does not cost $1.99/minute or contain explicit adult content or anything considered 'uncensored'. It has not 'gone wild!!!' during spring break nor will clips of it be passed around the internet like a certain hotel heiress. and it has never been seen live or nude, but it is definitely au naturel.

for best results, stick it in the fridge.

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